Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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