I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
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