I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
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It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
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My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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