I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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