So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
You pole danced in your parka.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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