coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
where are my eyebrows?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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