So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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