STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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