I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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