No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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