id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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