I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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