nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
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Naked. naked and bneed help.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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