i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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