I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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