Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Randomize
