You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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