i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
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they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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