Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
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