Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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