Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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