Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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