my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
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i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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