Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
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I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
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One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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