Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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