I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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