fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
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