it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
Randomize
