Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
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