is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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