Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
home. puking in laundry basket.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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