Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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