How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
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GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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