i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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