Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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