what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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