I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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