Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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