I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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