See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Can you bring me the toilet please
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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