How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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