Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
