That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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