She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
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Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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