I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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