just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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