i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
i out mim tonsoeep
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