i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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