did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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