so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I have surprise drugs for everyone
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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