Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
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All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
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They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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