i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Barsexuality is the new black.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
