Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Of course I have a pirate flag
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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