Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
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